About Me
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- As a little boy, Samurai Appliance Repair Man showed a strong talent for hardly anything. Even in school, he was at the top of his class in mediocrity. Later, when he was kidnapped by a marauding band of sheep, he developed other important life skills, especially making animal noises and licking himself. Those skills would serve him well after he returned to civilization in his career as a volunteer in government-sponsored mind control experiments. Unfortunately, both he and his government programmers would later suffer nervous breakdowns and become institutionalized. Today, Samurai Appliance Repair Man engages in hand-to-hand combat with the bodiless forces of tyranny that seek to enslave him and the rest of humanity. He also spends much of his free time wandering in the White Mountains of New Hampshire in search of the mystical yellow snow. And through his web site, Fixitnow.com, he battles insolent appliances who've refused to fulfill their design function.
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